Monday 12 July 2021

Sport, sportsmanship and other sporting words.

 Good morning.

I started this post by staring blankly at the page for a little while. I guess I opened it because I wanted to speak to somebody but did not know who to and about what, so here goes, I speak to a blank internet page.

Yesterday was a night to remember for many reasons, almost the least important being Italy crowned as the champions of Europe for the second time.

Yesterday, to me, was a day like any other but spent with some of the people I care the most about in this little island we call Britain. It was weird being the "odd one out", everyone celebrating the 2 minute goal, everyone excited to see England in a major football final since the 60's, everyone maybe thinking "yeah, mate it's coming home". But I watched and winced and celebrated my native country as I should, hoping that at some point football would change its mind and instead of wanting a bit of fish and chips, it'd settle for a carbonara (settle... I'd kill for a proper carbonara right now) and instead come and learn a bit about Roman architecture once more. 

Anyone that watched the final knows how it went and I am not here to talk about it. I don't even care that much about football, but lately Italy has been on a high in any international events and, if you know me, I am definitely someone who is proud of where they're from. I might even have a blue passport, but I am definitely way more Italian than I am British (whatever my friends and family back home say about me!).
Italian teams and Italian athletes have been excelling in many sports, I even ended up watching the Wimbledon final knowing absolutely nothing about tennis.

I've grown up with the idea that international sport should be something that unifies a nation, millions of eyes staring at the same screen feeling like the achievements of those athletes are also your own; but it is what it is... a sport.

Sport is entertaining, stressful, nail biting. But it's a game, in the end. Taking yourselves too seriously can only lead to heartbreak.

Sportsmanship, on the other hand goes a long way. The endless chants of "it's coming home" were the least of my problem in the week leading up to the semi-final and the final. What concerned me is the amount of racial abuse, destruction and just unsporting behaviour shown by fans (either side of the pitch, I swear, I am only more aware of what happened in the UK for obvious reasons, like the fact that I haven't been to Rome since 2019).

It all started with the crying German girl: the amount of abuse I have seen online aimed towards an innocent child was horrendous. They called her Nazi, slut... and other words I shouldn't even repeat. 

Then they went on to Denmark. The Danish fans spoke about racial and physical abuse they had to endure whilst leaving Wembley. 

And then... the final. This is where I got more "involved", having discussion with British people on a more... personal level.

I have to say, watching the game with 4 British people, I did not feel at all left out, with one of my friends even apologising for cheering at one of the penalties! The politeness of the Brits, right?

But it's what happened in the background, or on the internet, that really upset me. First things first, hiding behind a keyboard is always easier, but getting to the point of calling people names and insulting them for a game of football? A little too far.

Things like this really rub me up the wrong way. 

And it didn't just happen towards Italian players, it happened to English players as well. The ones that were being sung as the new saviours of the country, became the target for racial abuse as soon as the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game.

I know these fans are a "loud minority" but until we all condemn their actions and try to make football a safer sport for all minorities, the idea of the graffiti-writing, property-destroying, name-calling football fans will stay.

Can't we learn from sports like rugby? 

Friday 19 March 2021

To vax or not to vax?

Good morning and look at me going! Flexi furlough really is boring when the weather is as miserable as it is lately, even if today the sun is shining.

With all the chaos in the news regarding Covid, the vaccines, the blood clots, the contraindications, the blown out of proportion stories about what happens when you get one.

This comes after the day I was booked in at 4.42pm (a very exact time, I know)  my first jab of the Covid vaccine. Firstly, don't know why I have been offered it. I received a text from my GP saying they had slots and I could call in to book an appointment.


I don't think I ever pressed on a number so quickly, not even when I was trying to get through the Italian embassy to renew my passport and I had to keep calling because the line was always busy. I could not believe, and still possibly can't, that a year into the pandemic people have worked tirelessly to produce a vaccine that is, now, been given to everyone free of charge (at least in the UK) and that could help us go back to normal some time in the near future.
For this reason I, personally, don't understand no-vaxxers. There is so much scientific evidence against their claims.
Be it that I grew up in a family where science beat almost everything, be it that I always thought that not getting vaccinated was even an option; Ihad no issues with letting someone from the NHS prick my arm with a syringe.
I have been having a flu jab for the past few years, had my MMR booster some time ago and I think I am probably due a tetanus shot as well. If my GP called me right now to remind me of some other vaccine I forgot, I'd take that too. And it's not because the NHS is free so flip it I'll take the lot, but because I believe in the work of science and if something has been created for the greater good I will trust the researchers and the medical staff.
Luckily, in my close group of friends, I haven't had many encounters with no-vaxxers but I have seen so much disinformation and misinformation on the internet.

Do I consider myself superior because I don't let conspiracy theories affect my judgement? No.
Do I seriously believe that Bill Gates, China and Google are out there to chip me and follow me around? No.
Do I know anyone that does? Possibly.

Honestly, anyone who owns a smartphone is already under a constant watchful eye and, as I have nothing to hide, I wish Bill Gates enjoys me watching Gilmore Girls almost every day during my furlough week.

Talking about side effects, I still don't have 5G coverage in my house, neither have I grown and extra limb, or head (which my friend suggested I should name Margaret). There is quite a long list of side effects that anything between less than 1 and more than 1 in ten people get. I personally have only been fighting with a pounding headache which honestly, in the fight against covid, seems to be like the most miniscule of inconveniences.

My personal advice is take the vaccine, when it gets offered to you. Why? Because even if you think you won't be affected because you might be young or healthy (which has been dimonstrated to be worth bugger all anyways), you could pass on the virus to someone who is immunodeficient, or have just come out of cancer treatements or simply would love to be vaccinated but can't for a health reason or another.

If there is anything I wished this pandemic had thought us is to be more thoughtful about others and be a lot more selfless. Unfortunately, that hasn't been the case for most people.
 



Wednesday 17 March 2021

The Pandemic a year on

 Hello everyone! It's been so bloody long since I actually sat down in front of this blog, almost 5 years to the day, actually, looking at a draft I started on the 16th of March 2016.

What has changed? Quite a lot. What has stayed the same? Me. 

Let's start with the easy part: me. 

After graduating in London I searched high and low for a job in my field of study. As it happens for most people my age, my search was completely fruitless. The inability of being able to afford internships and still live in London was a big setback, but it also meant I ended up doing something completely different with my life, something I hadn't expected at all when I stepped off my flight now almost eight years ago.

I ended up moving out of the city, to Hertfordshire, working in a visitor attraction first as front of house and now back of house. Yes, it isn't the job I wished I had when I was growing up and, yes, it's not where I see myself forever but it pays the bills and allows me to enjoy things outside of work. 

I, myself, haven't changed much. 30 is just the number I use to reply to "how old are you?", but inside I am still the silly, joke-loving, bad-humoured person that moved here after finishing my Triennale at Roma3.

The most drastic change I have endured in the past few years (ignoring the worldwide change of the global pandemic) is the fact that I now live in Stevenage, in my own house (with a lot of help from family, because who the hell can afford property in this day and age?), I have a car, I have a cat, I have a Jack. I have completed my census with time to spare and I get excited at the ide of getting a new sofa. Basically, I am an old lady and I love it.

People have come and gone, my surroundings have changed and I have found myself in a more "British" way of life. I also gifted the government a good £1300 to get a citizenship (AH! You can't get rid of me even if you try) and have found myself having a lot more English friends than I ever imagined I would. 
Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with British people, or at least most!, but when you're in London you tend to be surrounded by people from a heap of different cultures and rarely the locals.

I believe I have integrated quite well and I do love it here (not Stevenage in particular) . It's my home now and I think I wouldn't change much if I had the opportunity to go back in time. Sure, I don't feel as accomplished as I thought I would be by age 30, but I guess it's a feeling most people in my age bracket have.

Now, onto the matter at hand. What has really changed for everyone since 2020? The dreaded P-word.

I remember looking at what was happening in Italy in disbelief. This can't be real, I thought. It can't be that bad. I remember telling my mum I still planned on flying in April if I were allowed to. 

In hindsight, I was being really naïve. I was believing that, maybe, we would be lucky. Yes, the situation was bad but it wouldn't take too long to get out of it.

Then March 2020 arrived. The visitor attraction I work at decided to close the doors early on, before the government had realised that the herd immunity wasn't going to work. Then my place of work closed. I remember thinking it won't be that long, we'll be out of this soon.

Then the furlough. If there's anything I can praise the UK government for is the JRS, or Job retention scheme, where the government decided to help companies in the UK to pay for staff who couldn't work from home.

During this period, Jack and I only left the house for shopping and for walks. The "novelty" of it rubbed off for me quite early on. It was nice to be able to say you were doing your part when you were spending most of your time at home watching Netflix, playing games or just sunbathing in the garden; but then the days became weeks, and the weeks months. There seemed to be no end in sight.

The wonders of technology, being able to talk to people far away through video calls and being able to still have your "social sessions" soon ran out too. I started to have enough and I was aching to get out of the house.

I only did so when I was called back to work and I kind of haven't stopped since. Working, I mean. Luckily we've survived a lot of ups and downs, with opening and closing, and opening and closing again. Today marks a year since I sat down on my sofa and thought "damn, no work tomorrow" and it seemed fitting for me to try and express what it felt like to live the pandemic, for anyone who wanted to listen.

Most people that know me know I am not a Tory by any extension of the meaning. I don't agree with their policies, I don't agree with the way they have handled the pandemic and I personally never liked Conservative parties. So, naturally, my impression of the way the Government reacted to the pandemic left me quite baffled. 

I watched, confused, as Dominic Cummings made his public apology (if we can call it that!); I watched in horror as the poor NHS, one of the best British inventions, was overrun, underpaid and sent to fight a virus with insufficient and unsuitable PPE; I lived through the Brexit deal being still concluded even with slightly more important things going on in the world; I watched, confused, as the British public clapped for carers instead of doing something more meaningful, like donating money to the NHS, volunteering or simply just staying the fuck at home.

I wonder if anyone who has lived through major historic events has felt as powerless as all of us during this pandemic; I wonder how doctors, nurses and people who have lost loved ones feel during this year. I wish I could have done more, I wish I had done more. 

In addition to the Pandemic, this year has been a year of unrest. And a year of discovery. With the BLM movement and, more recently, the women rights vigils happening in the country. If I can take anything positive from 2020 is that firstly, I am safe, my family are safe and my friends are safe; then I liked having the opportunity to reflect on my own actions and how they affect, directly or not, the wellbeing of others. It's been a great year for working on the way I use language, or the way I address people, or the way my innate prejudices affect my way of being.

All in all, 2020 has been horrible, in many ways, but I wish people actually started using it to take a good look at their lives and work on becoming their best selves.


This feels like a really long rant, so thanks if you've stuck up with it till the bitter end. It's good to be back.

PS. It's been a year, put your nose in that bloody mask.








Monday 2 November 2015

Soap Opera

ITA:
Buonasera, cari

Non vi soffermate troppo sul titolo... Non mi sono fatta prendere dal panico a causa della chiusura (finalmente) di Beautiful ma, come sempre, ho trovato un titolo accattivante per un post forse un po' meno interessante!

Partiamo dal presupposto che, come si dice in Italia, "paese che vai, usanza che trovi" e che non si possa criticare a priori qualsiasi comportamento strano, o semplicemente diverso, che le persone hanno; oggi mi sento di condividere con voi l'esperienza più scioccante che io abbia mai provato nel Regno Unito.

No, non sto parlando di incontri ravvicinati del terzo tipo con personaggi discutibili, né di situazioni strane e particolari che si possano riscontrare solo qui. No. NO. NO!
Sto parlando del lavare i piatti.

-Eh?!- direte voi.
-Ebbene sì- risponderò io, perché gli inglesi hanno un modo tutto loro di lavare i piatti.

Tanto per cominciare, spesso, in cucina hanno due rubinetti: uno caldo e uno freddo. Questo implica lo scegliere tra il congelarsi e lasciare i piatti "insugnati" o il bruciarsi per pulire i piatti a fondo.
Proprio per questo motivo, il 99% delle case sarà dotato di bacinella di plastica appoggiata nel lavandino. A cosa serve? A mischiare l'acqua.

Fin qui, in realtà, nulla di sconcertante, no?
Il problema viene dopo.

La suddetta bacinella viene riempita di acqua e sapone e i piatti vengono immersi per essere puliti con la spugnetta (anche fin qui tutto bene, no?); dopo una veloce sciacquettata nell'acqua e sapone... TAC! I piatti sono pronti per l'aggeggio di plastica di cui tutte le case sono dotate.

Non vi sembra manchi un passaggio?

Avete ragione, amici miei, i piatti DEVONO essere risciacquati da eventuale "sugna" e sapone rimasto. A quanto pare, però agli inglesi piace la sugna ma, soprattutto, piace il sapone.

Quale popolazione sana di mente non risciacqua i piatti? E soprattutto, come fai a non pensare che una volta che li riutilizzi i piatti sono ancora incrostati di sapone?

Loro dicono che noi sprechiamo un sacco di acqua nel risciacquare i piatti. Io dico che il sapone se lo possono mangiare loro!

Che poi, se lavi i piatti nella stessa bacinella senza cambiare l'acqua, sbaglio o la suddetta sugna rimane felice a galleggiare?

Ci sono vari motivi per cui non mi considero e non mi considererò mai inglese, i piatti saponosi sono uno di questi.

ENG:
Good evening, dearies

Don't focus too much on the title... I haven't got mad for the closing down of Beautiful but, as always, I just looked for an interesting name for a quite less interesting post.

Let's begin with the Italian saying "paese che vai, usanza che trovi" literally meaning "to any country you go a custom/habit you find" and let's go on saying we can't just plainly criticise any weird or simply different behaviour people have; however today I feel like I have to share with you one of the strangest things I've ever seen in the UK.

No, I'm not talking about alien meetings with weird characters, neither about weird or peculiar situation one could only find here.No. NO. NO!
I'm talking about the washing up (or dish washing as you prefer)

-Whaaat?- you will ask,
-You got it right- I will reply, as English people have a pretty fu**ed up way of washing the dishes.

To begin with, often there are two taps in the kitchen sink, one is hot and the other (as you can guess) it's cold. This implies you have to choose between freezing and leaving the dishes as dirty as the start or burn your hands and clean the dishes properly.
For this reason, 99% of the houses is equipped with a lovely plastic basin lying in the sink. What's its use? Mixing water.

Up to this point nothing sounds too weird, right?
The problem comes later.

The basin is filled with soap and water, where the dishes are immersed to be cleaned with the sponge. (still, everything sounds normal, uh?) Well, after a quick rinse in soapy water... TAC! the dishes are MAGICALLY clean and they can be put on the plastic thing close to the sink.

Don't you think we're missing one step?

HELL YEAH, my friends, the dishes NEED to be rinsed, to be cleaned properly from food and excess soap. However, apparently, English people love soap really much.

Which sane population leaves soap on the dishes? And, most importantly, how can you not see that the dishes are covered in dried up soap??

They say we waste a lot of water in rinsing the dishes. I reply that they can eat the soap!

And if you wash the dishes in the soapy water (which is always the same), doesn't it get dirty after a while?


There are many reasons I can't, don't and will never consider myself British, soapy dishes are one of them.


Wednesday 27 May 2015

La difficile vita al servizio dei clienti (stronzi)

Come molti di voi sapranno (perché me ne lamento a profusione) per mantenermi in questa ECONOMICISSIMA città, io lavoro in un simpatico fast-food nella stazione di King's Cross che per motivi legali chiamerò Tiger.

Questo fast-food si vanta di offrire "cibi sani" (a prezzi insani) e per questo utilizza dei nomi accattivanti (tipo "baked fries" (patate cotte al forno) per delle semplici patate surgelate sbattute nel forno) per attrarre gli inglesi che, saranno pure pieni di soldi e con un'economia da farci invidia, ma di certo non brillano per intelligenza (e parlo con cognizione di causa, credetemi).

Il problema maggiore, come in tutti i posti di lavoro, non sono tanto colleghi (fortunatamente lavoro con persone che mi sono simpatiche), né i manager (che sono un po' tutti schizzati, ma penso sia così ovunque) ma più che altro i clienti.

Partendo dal presupposto che io divido il mondo in stronzi e non-stronzi, in questi 8 mesi di lavoro a stretto contatto con LAGGGGENTE penso di averne viste e sentite di tutti i colori.

1) Pronuncia

Visto che i boss geniali decidono di utilizzare nomi esotici, gli inglesi tendono a storpiare il nome della metà delle cose che vendiamo.

Aioli (letto come si scrive) diventa Aiolai (1a. pers. sing. del passato remoto del verbo "aiolare"), Aiole o, il mio preferito, ALOE.

Spesso, quindi, ti senti chiedere un pollo all'aloe o dell'aloe per le patatine.

Oppure, ti viene chiesto un eXpresso e tu ti domandi se desiderino un treno o un semplice caffè.

2) Generalizzazione 1.0

Ai clienti non piace essere specifici, quindi tu dovrai utilizzare tutti i poteri psichici che possiedi per leggere il loro pensiero e capire cosa vogliono.
La mattina lo scenario è questo:
(premessa: gli inglesi hanno mille tipi di caffè. La base è un espresso con l'acqua calda... BLEAH... e poi ci sono i vari caffè con il latte caldo, l'espresso e i vari tè.)

-vorrei un bacon muffin e un caffè-
-quale caffè desidera?-
-caffè-
-sì, quale caffè?-
-caffé!- e qui iniziano ad arrabbiarsi.
-ok, ci sono vari tipi di caffè. Vuole un americano?-
-No un cappuccino!-


E DILLO SUBITO, LIMORTACCITUA!

2)Generalizzazione 2.0
Purtroppo, noi serviamo diversi piatti contenenti pollo. Un'insalata, una scatola con riso e insalata e una specie di piadina.
Spesso i clienti entrano e, dopo aver fissato il menù per circa 10 minuti, arrivano finalmente alla cassa spavaldi:
-Chargrilled chicken!-
-Salad, box or wrap?-
-Chicken- e tu lì riesci a vedere la vuotezza dei loro occhi.
-sì, lo so. Abbiamo diverse tipologie di pollo. Lo vuole su un'insalata, su riso o in una piadina?-
-aaaaaah! insalata!-

3)Quello.
Un'altra fortissima abilità dei clienti è chiedere di dargli "quello".
Il più grande problema è che tu hai il menù alle spalle e devi un po' indovinare cosa intendano.

4) Mangi qui o porti via?

Una delle domande d'obbligo per i fast food è chiedere se il cibo sia da asporto o se, invece, desiderino un vassoio.
Alla domanda "eat in or take away?" il 90% degli inglesi risponderà: YES.
YES A COSA?
Dopo qualche mese ho realizzato che quel "sì" si riferisce all'ultima cosa che hai detto, quindi se dirai "eat in or take away?" si riferirà al "take-away".

5) Take away
Una volta che tu avrai dato loro una busta, loro si siederanno comunque a mangiare dentro. 100% assicurato.

6) Le posate sono nella busta
Quando invece faranno veramente ciò che hanno detto, ovvero porteranno via il loro cibo, tu dirai come da copione che "le posate sono nella busta".

Scena:
-ecco, prego. Le posate e i tovaglioli sono nella busta.-
-grazie. La forchetta c'è?-

Se dico posate, linguisticamente, intendo tutto ciò che è considerato posate. Ok, certe volte non presti attenzione ma, CAVOLO, te l'ho appena detto!!

7) Siamo chiusi
Come ogni fast-food che si rispetti, abbiamo degli orari di apertura e chiusura disumani.
Nel finesettimana, quando tutti gli inglesi ricchi escono a bere, ci capita di dover spiegare a clienti leggermente alticci che, purtroppo, siamo chiusi e non possiamo servirgli alcun cibo.
Le risposte sono delle seguenti:
-Ma io vedo che avete cibo lì!-
-sì, ma io non ho la cassa per farla pagare e, soprattutto, quel cibo è ormai freddo e immangiabile-
-ma io vedo il cibo!-

-c'è qualcosa che sia aperto?-
-sì, c'è McDonalds fuori la stazione che è aperto 24 ore-
-Non me ne frega un cazzo di McDonalds-
(a cui il manager ha finalmente risposto: -e allora non me ne frega un cazzo neanche a me-)

-mi dispiace siamo chiusi-
-ma io ho fame-
-e noi siamo chiusi-
-ah! Mi farete morire di fame!-

8) paghiamo separati

Ci saranno sempre i clienti che ordineranno tutto insieme e poi ti guarderanno con faccina da cane bastonato e diranno: -possiamo pagare separati?-


Insomma, il cliente avrà pur sempre ragione ma io non ho tutti i torti a volerti bastonare.



Wednesday 28 January 2015

We don't need no education

Ciao gente!
Lo so, anche se non volete ammetterlo, vi sono mancata.
La mia vita procede alquanto freneticamente e poi quando manca l'ispirazione è inutile scrivere post insulsi (sì, ho appena detto che i miei altri post non sono insulsi).

L'argomento di oggi, come si potrà capire dal titolo, è l'istruzione.
Come nel nostro belpaese, l'istruzione pubblica inglese non è delle migliori e me ne sono accorta aiutando la  bimba a cui facevo da baby-sitter a fare i compiti.

Facendo le dovute distinzioni (ovvero imparare a leggere e a scrivere in inglese può risultare molto più complicato data l'apparente assenza di regole logiche di spelling), il sistema educativo inglese mi lascia alquanto basita.

Prima cosa, non scrivono le lettere nel nostro stesso modo.
Mi spiego: vi ricordate tutte quelle ore in cui la nostra maestra delle Elementari ci spiegava come scrivere nei diversi alfabeti? E come ci rompevano le scatole sulla differenza tra corsivo e stampatello?


Bene, dimenticatelo. Il modo in cui loro imparano a scrivere è un alfabeto che rimane, per noi, un miscuglio tra i due che conosciamo.

Andando avanti, sono rimasta scandalizzata dalla modalità in cui imparano le tabelline. Queste vengono affrontate in TRE ANNI. Ora, in tutta sincerità, io non ricordo come e quando ho imparato le tabelline ma, dopo aver chiesto conferma a mia madre, mi è stato confermato che le ho imparate in qualche mese e che le abbiamo affrontate con logica (prima le più facili (quella del due e del 5, per esempio) e poi quelle più stronze (vedi il MALEDETTISSIMO SETTE)).
Che abbiano paura di spaventarli troppo con i numeri?

Spostandoci ad argomenti più delicati, un inglese medio che abbia studiato nella scuola dell'obbligo pubblica è, in media, più ignorante di un italiano che si trova nella stessa situazione. 
Mentre noi siamo catapultati nel mondo della storia, della geografia e della storia dell'arte in ambito mondiale, loro si concentrano sui temi principali. Un ventenne che studia a UCL, ad esempio, non sa cosa significhi nella sua lingua la parola "scisma", probabilmente avrà studiato l'impero romano per sentito dire (INGRATI!!) e probabilmente penserà che Donatello, Leonardo, Raffaello e Michelangelo sono solo le quattro tartarughe ninja.

Dall'altra parte, invece, trovi le persone che per meriti non propri (ovvero i genitori C'HANNO LI SORDI) hanno avuto l'opportunità di studiare ad Eton o in chissà quale altro college cazzuto e sanno tutto di tutto e tutti, diventando alla fine persone con cui non puoi parlare di cose che non riguardino la politica attuale, come risolvere la questione energetica o quale ultima mostra stra-figa sono andati a vedere.

Ora, in tutta onestà, io non mi considero estremamente istruita, né mi considero un'ignorante patentata. Sono sempre stata propensa a studiare ciò che mi piace (so molto di più di storia che di filosofia, so molto più di italiano di quanto sappia di matematica) e non ne ho fatto segreto a nessuno, professori compresi.

L'istruzione in questo paese è elitaria. L'università costa un occhio della testa e non tutti possono permettersela (grazia mamma e papà), lo student loan te lo ripaghi in anni di duro lavoro e, una volta che hai una famiglia tutta tua, la tiritera ricomincia.

Come si può vivere in un paese dove non puoi permettere di mandare tuo figlio all'università?
Fosse vero che in Italia facciamo qualcosa meglio?

Wednesday 15 October 2014

'You Italians are so loud'

ITA:

Bellah!

Oggi brevissimo post su una delle frasi che mi sono sentita ripetere di più da quando sono qui: "Voi italiani siete così rumorosi!".
E' vero. Urliamo.

Probabilmente lo facciamo senza neanche accorgercene. La lingua italiana fornisce il meglio di sé quando urlata, questo lo sappiamo tutti.

E' per questo che mia mamma urla la mattina, anche solo per chiedermi cosa farò durante il giorno; è per questo che so quando mio padre è al telefono; è per questo che so che se volessi parlare con qualcuno per strada dall'alto del secondo piano non dovrei neanche sforzare le mie corde vocali più di tanto.

Me lo ha fatto notare la mia coinquilina.

Scena:
*Marina al telefono con amica italiana, rientra dalla spesa e sale le scale. Finisce di parlare al telefono e scende a preparare il pranzo*

Coinquilina: "Tutto bene?"
Marina: "Sì, perché?"
C: "Ti ho sentita parlare al telefono, sembrava stessi urlando. Ho pensato fosse successo qualcosa"

E pensare che io ero convinta che stessi usando un tono basso al telefono.

Ma è così: Ogni mattina un italiano si sveglia e sa che dovrà urlare più del suo amico se vuole farsi sentire.
Ogni mattina un altro italiano si sveglia e sa che se non urlerà nessuno potrà sentire le sue opinioni.

Non importa quale italiano tu sia, l'importante è che ti svegli e urli.

(La morale è sempre quella, fai merenda con Girella!)

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Ciao peeps! (Chow?)

Today I am writing a quick post about the sentence I have heard the most since I moved here: 'You Italians are soooo loud!'
True that. We shout.

We probably do it without realising it. It is a well known fact that Italian gives its best when shouted.

For this reason, my mum screams in the morning even if just for asking what I'll be up to; for this reason I know (wherever I am in the house) if my dad's on the phone; for this reason I don't have to stress my vocal cords if I see a friend on the street and I am on the second floor.

My flatmate made me realise this.

Scene:
*Marina comes back from grocery shopping, talking on the phone with an Italian friend. Hangs up, goes downstairs to make lunch*

Flatmate: 'Is everything alright?'
Marina: 'Yeah, why?'
'I heard you talking on the phone, you were shouting. I thought something happened'


And I thought I was speaking softly!!

But this is it:
Every morning an Italian wakes up and knows he'll have to shout more than his friend to be heard by others.
Every morning an Italian wakes up and knows that if he does not shout nobody woul hear his opinions.

It does not matter which Italian you are, just wake up and shout.